How to say sorry!
They have an ISSUE with the word “SORRY”, why? NO IDEA!!
Girls: “we’re not complicated!! We just want chocolate and a red flower! Is that too much to ask?”
Well… I think that girls are the most complicated creature in this planet… Every girl got her own world… And NO matter what you do you will never get it! So man it’s not your fault that you don’t understand!! And don’t fight it!! Its OK dude! They’re just complicated!! They are just here in this planet to bother us… and we’re here to be bothered LOL
By saying what I said already, I don’t mean that we don’t fuck up BIG TIME “most of the times”!! Some of us do the biggest mistakes! Coz “we are dump, and they are mean AND smart!!” so the formula can be even and equal…
When we fuck up badly, we just wanna say sorry! To get their trust back! And to get the whole thing to the way it was in the first place… like it’s a time machine the word “sorry”.
It CAN be a time machine IF you did it right!! And now I’m gona tell you what to do if you fucked up, and you want your time machine to work just how you want it to work!
1- DONT OVERRATE THE APOLOGY!
By now, she knows you’re sorry, and she’s thinking about giving you a chance “before you say I’m sorry”, but she wants to hear from you, so it’s your turn now to make a move… Your move has to be wise and careful, you don’t wanna go humiliate your self and apologies a hundred time. She will hear you from the first time… so make your self clear and act like a “man”.
Apologies ONE TIME, and let her see it in your eyes that you are sorry for what you did… She will buy it!
2- DONT CRY AND BREAK DOWN!!
Even if you feel like it… don’t go crying there maan!! If you want to apologies THEN cry, then that’s fantastic! believe me when you cry she’ll wont feel protected and she’ll feel like your a pussy that can’t live without her “even if you do, she’s not allowed to know this at this point -when you apologies-”, so go there stand like a man, say your sorry and when she buys it, if you wanna cry, then go crazy, THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
3- DONT KISS ASS!!
You went there, said you’re sorry, she heard you, and asked the “angry questions” and your answering the questions like THE man LOL
Now it’s her move! she’ll do whatever it takes to make you think a hundred times before you do the next mistake, and she’s thinking fast, and you don’t want her to think fast, coz she’ll make you her slave, and you don’t want that, do you?
She’ll start shouting and saying stuff like “I can’t believe you did that, or look I’m sorry I can’t be with you anymore, or I think you’re a sick man!! OR she will actually cry “she knows you love her so much and you can see her cry or hurt her”… And that’s where most of us messes it up…
Do not “under any circumstances” kiss ass!! If she told you she doesn’t wanna be with you, just say -I’m sorry Hun- and TAKE OFF “if she said anything else”don’t make her angry and don’t fight her now” and walk away, AND if she cried… Look at her in the eye grab her head and kiss her on her forehead and WALK AWAY WITH A SAD FACE…
Let her think! Your fault… and she’s hurt… you said you’re sorry and now when she’s alone and saw it in your eyes, she can now forgive you!
4- SHE DONT WANT A GIFT NOW!
This article is about “people who LOVE each other” not about girls who want things from you to feel satisfied…
You can buy a small gift, with a “FANTASTIC” card, and you can write stuff on the card that will touch her from deep inside, like “I cannot afford to lose you… I love you so much” or “I’m sorry, I’m so stupid” or stuff like that.
OK, now you said you’re sorry, you kissed her forehead, you gave her the small little gift with the card, and you walk away…
She’s right there crying and thinking about what you did! She open the card, read what you wrote, she would smile and feel beautiful or cry and through it away, “it depends on what you wrote… and one day she’ll get back to this moment where she remembers everything, and trust me you don’t wanna look retarded..
5- DONT GO CRAZY…
Don’t call her friends, and don’t tell EVERYBODY that you can’t live without her, please get her back, and “cry”!!
She might need a little break from you now… she might need some space… Look man she misses you more, but it’s the survival mode now, whose gona obey!
Ok for real man! Do you think that her friends will stand by your side??? Ok NO THEY WON’T!! You’re a cute guy! And you messed up with the wrong girl, and her friends are trying their best with her “if they like you” to get things good to you, and IF they DONT like you? OMG!
text her on her phone with cute messages, if she doesn’t text you back, don give up, keep texting her with the cute “little things” she likes, and amaze her how much you notice things, how the cute little things means a lot to you..
GO TO HER HEART! You will win her back… she’ll definitely call you back after step number 4 “IF you did the steps right”
6- TIME
Time can heal everything… whatever you did, she has thought about it, and she’s waiting for your move now…
DONT humiliate yourself… Let time go easy, let her breath, and then go to the heart… if she loves you, she won’t let go of you.
7- FRIENDS
Go see her friends, ask about her; let them see that you really do miss her, say stuff like “is she still hot?” and the SMART questions and be jealous.
At this point, her friends will go to her, and tell her EVERYTHING you said in DETAILS, so she’ll know everything, so you have to play it right!
After seeing the friends, text her with a very romantic message like “god I miss you..” etc.
Text her at late night… That will mean a lot to her…
8- SEND FLOWERS
Send flowers, chocolate… they’re not complicated LOL…
And go see her… talk to her… if she doesn’t want you, grab her hand! tell her you love her while your smiling “like a pimp, trust me it works”, say stuff that means a lot to YOU, and how your lucky boxer is not lucky anymore, etc
IF SHE SAID that she doesn’t want you back… Then wait a week and get back to step 6, do it twice, if she still doesn’t want you back? Just leave… don’t look back, she doesn’t love you any more.
IF SHE SAID that she loves you more, THERE YOU GO! Mission accomplished! You got the girl back, and you don’t have to obey!!
Remember!! DO NOT FUCK UP ANY TIME SOON!! If you do, then she will break up with you for good… let her forget by TIME…
And now you DONT WANT TO buy expensive things… Don’t make it a big deal
I will write another article about how “a girl” can say sorry…
michael jackson “billy jean”
Michael Jackson - The Way You Make Me Feel
OK! OH MY GOD!! Micheal Jakson, man your gay and you ROCK!! can you imagine that??
ONE question! Why do we all just smile when you say “YOU KNOCK ME OFF MY FEET MY BABE WOOOOOOOO” at the start and we know you gona say it!! It’s like a huge magical charisma! And the way you did it! Man you’re THE shitt!!
Britney aint no queen of pop! She CANT make it like “the” king of pop! EVERYthing he made made a BIG hit!! How did he do it? We don’t know!! will anyone EVER become like Michael Jackson?
We’ve been told that Mr. Jackson “assault” young boys and girls, BUT… I DONT THINK SO!
It’s a BIG BIG play, the man is a fucken billionaire!! He’s filthy rich! And he’s just soo.. Umm.. Sensitive! I think that the people around him who hates him “which I think that all of them hates him coz he’s SOO SOO SUPER NICE!!” did this to him so they can suck more money out of him!!
I’m a fan, but not THE biggest fan, so I wont justify his actions and cry over it, I think he’s a very creative dude, he knows how to make you move, and he picked up the right people, and I know that it doesn’t really matter at what age you get into the music industry, it just have nothing to do with you being successful or not! I mean… LOOK AT 50 CENT!!! When he was little he was shooting birds in his free time and look at him now!! He’s THE man!!
I know that the guy is fucked up in the head… all the surgeries… but don’t you think that he got an opinion? I think he got a point… coz black people was treated as “NEGRO” and that made him just go crazy, thinking that if he become white that “WHITE PEOPLE” will stop treating him as a nigger!
OR!!!!
It was the brightest idea in the music industry to “BRING ATTENTION” to himself and be famous!!
So now we have two options… 1- he’s the smartest artist ever. 2- He’s the dumpest mother fucker ever who made it that far…
Call me old fashion, BUT I think he’s THE man!
Ghazza
This is the 7th day… Gazza is under unconditional Israeli fire…
Killing people… Shooting homes down… And murdering everything…
With BIG media cover, and without them giving a fuck about Palestinian people! AND WHY!!! Can’t they resist occupation?? Isn’t it their right as a nation???????
Israeli “civil people” have heavy armour! And they shoot Palestinians with NO ONE TO JUDGE THEM!!!! And you call Palestinian people terrorists WHY???
OK… I’m going to ask you some questions, and I don’t want you to answer me, just answer them to your self!! And see! Is that terror!!?
Some one occupying your Country, open your house door, take your cloth, take your food, and kick you out of it, and if you say anything they shoot you, then shooting your home down, while everybody around you is watching you and telling you that its their right to do so, bombing down your work, shooting your wife kids your cozens, your friends, your parents, your family and barely everyone you know!!!!!
And after you build another house, they bomb it down, over you and your kids, and all your love ones… and you’re not allowed to even PRAY!!!!!!! WHY!!!
When you have NOTHING to fight back with! You’re not even allowed to through a fucken rock????? When they occupy your country you’re not allowed to resist??? Well.. HAMAS aint no terror!! They are resisting the occupation; they don’t want their children to die! And they want their country back!! They are hero s! Not terrorists! And we all wish we can fight with them!!! I do wish I can help with everything! Writing, music, media, being a soldier, cursing Jews or even through a rock!!
They are bombing children and woman… the mother fuckers.. and your calling Hamas terrorists? They are shooting bombs from f16. f17 and appatchi helchapters … they dont go into the ground.. THEY ARE FUCKEN PUSSY!!! A fucken terrorist pussy..
Fucken Jews… one day we’ll meet you face to face… and then we’ll show you what terror is all about..
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